VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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