I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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