I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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