You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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