I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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