Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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