kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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