I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Let's get the cat blown out
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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