she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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