awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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