Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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