Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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