girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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