we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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