That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The ass gains better be worth it
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