3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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