yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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