If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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