You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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