so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
And then he peed in my hair
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