I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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