youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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