You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Two words: blizzard sex
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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