Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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