don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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