Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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