i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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