Where are you?
In a non slutty way
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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