i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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