the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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