Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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