Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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