You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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