she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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