Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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