My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Still dying that you shit outside
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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