please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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