so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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