Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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