So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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