Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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