I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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