Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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