and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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