So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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