On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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