I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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