hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He called his prostate his "boner button".
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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