normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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