My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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