ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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